| When 
                  You Lie With Dogs...
 Like most 
                  creatures of Nature, dogs are incapable of lying. However, we 
                  are still affected by lies from humans. These human lies can 
                  bring us much discomfort and without our body's natural defense 
                  we might even explode. Passing gas is the dog's method of releasing 
                  this disturbing deceptive-energy that enters our ears. 
                  Ironically, humans display displeasure with our harmless gas, 
                  when it results from harmful lies originating from their mouths!
 
 
 
                     
                      | "Among 
                          all the things I'm going to tell you today about being 
                          a journalist, all you have to remember is two words: 
                          GOVERNMENTS LIE" ~ I.F. Stone
 Advice that he often gave to journalism 
                          students
 |  It 
                  can be dangerous for a dog to relax by the fireplace while listening 
                  to anything from the Bush Administration on the TV or radio. 
                  Third degree burns and possible explosions can result. If 
                  listening to current mainstream political talk, it is advised 
                  to seek a very well ventilated area, preferably outside and 
                  away from open flames.
 
 
 
                     
                      |  Hear 
                        Tommy Jordan's song "Lie Pie"... It's a "Protest Song" baked for your pleasure. 
                        Our current political climate has inspired Tommy to share 
                        this song... this time, with a new meaning. Download it 
                        here and share it with a friend! Compliments 
                        of Tommy Jordan & Gina.
 
 
 
                           
                            | Lie 
                                Pie - mp3 (4.1 MG)by Tommy Jordan (of Geggy Tah)
 |  |  |    |  Gina gives Blue a ride around the pasture. She has found that 
                    a strict diet of grass maintains her size to that of a standard 
                    Sacred Cow.
 You can learn more about her by clicking 
                    here.
 
 
 lie
 1. To present false information with the intention of deceiving.
 2. To convey a false image or impression.
 
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                    About The Lies] |